whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

chrisdigay:

Now this is just iconic advice

binches:

i can’t believe that bernie sanders has an anger dome

devxtchka:

bixbiboom:

therealeggdeity:

sharklord:

mechanicuscat:

gifsandsound:

Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot- doot doot doot- dooooo

(10:00)

In the hall of the mountain king

the floofiest munchkin

why would anyone think its ok to breed a cat to look like this?

munchkin cats are a result of a naturally occurring genetic mutation, it’s not a result of cats having their legs bred down for their short size as is the case for daschunds. munchkin cats experience no physical deformities or abnormalities in their legs or as a result of their legs

I absolutely refused to believe that comment and went to look for myself. Turns out it’s true, munchkins are extremely healthy breeds. The mutation only affects health in the fetal stage, which means unhealthy kittens don’t survive to be born at all and never suffer. Rarely they experience a curvature of the spine called lordosis, and cats with this condition are very short-lived, but this isn’t unique to munchkins and can affect cats of all sizes.

So I’ve been railing against the breeding of munchkin cats for years for no reason, apparently. Sorry, cats.

Justice for munchkin owners

justin-taylor:

captain raymond holt: an icon™

cathbodua:

flamingkat:

flamingkat:

blasters270:

ask-the-camp-gals:

neil-the-spacekid-search-history:

childgwen-search-history:

jencampcamp:

erin-search-history:

flowerscout-davey-search-history:

neeancy-search-history:

tabii-search-history:

dmax-search-history:

cliche-ask-max:

bubbly-boy:

korbles:

the-milk-was-expired:

red–leader:

breen-arts:

totallynaf:

halfways-to-hell:

ask-crispisara:

katuki-yuri:

angrybeardedbastard:

are-you-triggered-yet:

thathighclassbitch:

are-you-triggered-yet:

thathighclassbitch:

raging-kitten:

nertleturtle:

nertleturtle:

amethysts-pants-official:

opals-official-twitter-account:

mysterygirlsofficialtumbler:

bloodyponidot:

kawaiikingdomeagle:

thefutaking:

kenny-bender:

ultra-cheesecakepizza-me:

blustrology:

puzzleypuzzler:

goopy-amethyst:

goopy-amethyst:

pearlpines:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

kynisme:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

???

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

oh?

OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

Where did this even come from

This sho

Wierd :o

I want in

I call doubt

Hmm

I
D I D
T H I S
A N D
I
G O T
A N
A S K
T H A T
J U S T
“ P A N T S ”

i s2g-

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND
DAMN IT

I dont believe this

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

Hmmm

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

yolo

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

Hm.

ok i believe

shrug emoji

BITCH FUCK ME UP

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

what is this mahogoney.

Dude wtf

((i am utterly confused))

oh))

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

*rolls eyes* suuuure

//:^)))

// OwO?

//curious.

//EDIT

//WHAT. THATS MY INBOX-

//W H A T

((Pfft this is not gonna work))

((EDIT: HOLY FUCK))

(( lol what if this doesn’t work XD ))

I’m bored so I need something

It won’t work lol

OH MY GAWD

OH MY GAWD.

Nah

ismileanyway:

weavemama:

I saw this and thought “Join the damn club”

pizzaotter:

barapocalypse2017:

straight people when a show adds a gay character and” forces” homosexuality on them

LMFAO THIS GIF IS SO GOOD 🤣

iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game

Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his

waluweewee

bpd-hyena:

serotnin:

being self-aware enough to realize you’re being irrational but still not being able to stop anything

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

JUST GO TO BED

shut the fuck up bitch

oh wait this is my post

emrosethedisneymjsherlokifangirl:

stingywithmycootiecat:

lord-voldetit:

current mood: 🎃🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🎃🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🎃🎃🍂

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Sooo you just gon go against the grain and skip thanksgiving? 😕🤦🏾‍♀️

Thanksgiving mood:

libraofcolor:

no offense but im gonna… take a risk… make a change… take a chance… and break away tbh

urnonsense:

youngblackandvegan:

nostopdasgay:

A masterpiece

Put this in the MoMA

IM SCREAAAMINGGG