dajo42:

"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"

(via its-fucking-magic)

15 minutes ago. 38,097 notes. Permalink.

(Source: zootedboy, via llooveless)

43 minutes ago. 86,113 notes. Permalink.
imlacedwithswag:

Pretty much

imlacedwithswag:

Pretty much

(Source: mujercito, via forever-is-a-fantasy)

1 hour ago. 55,095 notes. Permalink.
  • Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
  • Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
  • Me: *deep, long sigh*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*
1 hour ago. 59,083 notes. Permalink.

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via hahkunah-matata)

2 hours ago. 680,400 notes. Permalink.

monobeartheater:

charlottelabouff:

if you ever feel embarrassed about yourself just remember that on my first day of 8th grade I wore 30 hairclips, a pink tutu, a giraffe backpack, fake rainbow hair extensions, invader zim shoes and shoe laces, pink fishnet arm warmers and about 34 bracelets and necklaces and ran around saying “nya” for 3 hours until the principal made me change

ARE THERE PICTURES

(via deepfriedmermaidfins)

2 hours ago. 49,127 notes. Permalink.
3 hours ago. 501,163 notes. Permalink.

hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males

(via letsblameitonthedevil)

3 hours ago. 66,791 notes. Permalink.

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via kid--haze)

3 hours ago. 567,646 notes. Permalink.
3 hours ago. 28,034 notes. Permalink.

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via okaysoufflegirl)

3 hours ago. 322,993 notes. Permalink.

Straight White Boy Problem #439

straightwhiteboyproblems:

why do other dudes rep snapbacks from places across the country? my friend has a Yankees snapback and i asked him if he was from New York and he said no. i asked him if he even liked the yankees and he said no. i was like ‘dude why you wearin that snapback then?’ and he was like ‘its all good man’ so i still dont know

(via pansexualsaint)

3 hours ago. 8,536 notes. Permalink.
3 hours ago. 96,718 notes. Permalink.
worstcats:

MEOW MEOW
TIME FOR MY DAILY OILING

worstcats:

MEOW MEOW

TIME FOR MY DAILY OILING

(via deepfriedmermaidfins)

4 hours ago. 9,940 notes. Permalink.

howidiotic:

friend: fall out boy has stupidly long song titles

me:

image

image

(via notsopersonalanymore)

4 hours ago. 47,894 notes. Permalink.
Page 1 of 3663