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sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

image

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

(via exh4lingbullshit)

2 hours ago. 332,034 notes. Permalink.

queerpunkhamlet:

queerpunkhamlet:

spring look for 2014: queer and irritable

queerritable

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sorry:

Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead

(Source: sorry, via fuckour-lives)

7 hours ago. 122,535 notes. Permalink.
myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science. 

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science.

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

(Source: thecuteandthecute-ish, via lowstat)

9 hours ago. 301,009 notes. Permalink.

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

(via penguqueen)

9 hours ago. 225,009 notes. Permalink.
pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

(via the-stoop-kids)

9 hours ago. 107,233 notes. Permalink.

whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

(via scars-we-only-see-in-the-dark)

9 hours ago. 45,065 notes. Permalink.

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

(Source: hannahbowl, via sleepwell-darlingg)

9 hours ago. 394,633 notes. Permalink.

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via duhlifeyouwant)

10 hours ago. 469,867 notes. Permalink.

(Source: badbloody, via grungesuicide)

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10 hours ago. 14,069 notes. Permalink.
awwww-cute:

Duckling walking on some lily pads

awwww-cute:

Duckling walking on some lily pads

(via kaahaaay)

10 hours ago. 3,597 notes. Permalink.
babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

(Source: gastropoda, via kaahaaay)

10 hours ago. 115,705 notes. Permalink.
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